A couple of things from, yes, believe it or not the voice of the real WODKA VODKA. First, we're glad you are enjoying our website and wish we would have gotten the credit for our use of irony in the JRL drink (note, we call them drinks because of course they aren't cocktails) which is anything but pretentious for obvious reasons. Second, we're also thrilled you have "gotten" our sensibility - Quality vodka, especially at $11.99, shouldn't be taken as seriously as many of our peers believe it to be. Vodka, well Wodka, is fun and I can assure you that the vast majority of the time its not consumed as some (faux?) mixologist has dreamed up in his creepy basement bar. Lastly, I assure you we are very real and that check we wrote for the billboard in Times Square was also very real. To prove it I have a feeling Farmer Bob himself may find a way to get you a bottle. We love the blog and love the piece, thank you!

02:55 PM on July 7